This week, Lex gives us a review of Resident Evil Village. Metal’s main takeaway is that it is a video game about a giant vagina-mouthed baby.
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Path of Exile and compare its design’s successes and failures to Fighting Games. Also, Lex invents the word “-later.”
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Mortal Kombat, Mother’s Day, Camp, and National Will History Month.
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Pokemon, Pokemon Snap, and Pikachu on a surf board. Also maybe a smidgen of existential dread.
This week, Metal and Lex invite special guest Ferro to chat about fighting games, life, and the universe. Okay it’s pretty much all fighting games.
This week, Metal and Lex revisit the Great OnlyFans experiment of 2021 (just for you, Jeff). Also, Lex’s continuing eye woes and the new Path of Exile league.
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Star Trek: The Lower Decks, Alex’s ongoing Eye problems, and how Perineal Sunning definitely gives you super powers. Also, women are top tier at peeing.
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Zombie Jesus and tell tales of Easter and Sunday School/PSR. We also pour one out for lil’ Billie. May this podcast be with your spirit.
This week, Metal and Lex talk about Melty Blood at some point in this podcast. But before that we talk about peehole babies and after that we talk about sexfighting. We’re very professional.