This episode, Lex turns 30 and officially cancels Mike Z for the saddest birthday present to himself. Also, Diabotical just came out (it’s free!) and Metal gives a quick history of Arena FPS (it’s not that quick).
This week, Lex exposes himself as an Open World Game Bigot and a Sandbox-hating Republican who wants to Make Games Linear Again. Metal–a bleeding heart Elder Scrolls fan–tries to win via love, affection, kindness, and by calling Lex a bitch.
This week, Metal and Lex compare and contrast Street Fighter V with Smash Ultimate; two games that are similar in intent, but different in outcome. “People” are interested in hour-long talks about fighting game concepts, we swear.
This week, Metal and Lex wax poetically about their personal favorites wins and losses in fighting games over the years. Also a 30 minute rant about how humans are dumb and terrible and how Metal hates everyone, naturally.