This week, Lex exposes himself as an Open World Game Bigot and a Sandbox-hating Republican who wants to Make Games Linear Again. Metal–a bleeding heart Elder Scrolls fan–tries to win via love, affection, kindness, and by calling Lex a bitch.
This week, Metal and Lex compare and contrast Street Fighter V with Smash Ultimate; two games that are similar in intent, but different in outcome. “People” are interested in hour-long talks about fighting game concepts, we swear.
This week, Metal and Lex wax poetically about their personal favorites wins and losses in fighting games over the years. Also a 30 minute rant about how humans are dumb and terrible and how Metal hates everyone, naturally.
This week, Metal and Lex detail the allegations of sexual abuse and waves of victim testimonies that have rocked the FGC and Smash community. This is a heavy episode, so you may want to skip it if you aren’t in the right place for this kind of content. We’ll be back to our nonsense next week.